Bucket List Books: Must Read Books That Don't Yet Exist

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So, I've written a whole lot of books, but if I ever become financially secure, I want to contribute to the welfare of the world. Some books just HAVE to be written, and I hope to do that. Here are books that just beg to be written. For the sake of the universe.

Who Moved My Wheeze:

A chronicle of an elderly man who misplaces his asthmatic wife, and does not react well. A epic discussion of the effects of change and aging in a baby boomer world.

Gone With The Vind: The Yiddish Experience:

Updating the classic, an epic fictional account of a Yiddish woman in the deep south, full of pathos as she battles her alter cocker parents who cannot cope with with her kvetching. A feminist tome replete with schnorrers in the schmatta business. Grits, southern cooking and schmaltz combined.